Dear Board of Bar Examiners:

While I realize you have likely thought about the questions for the exam on Tuesday already, if you have not, please allow me to help.

1. Do not include a Wills question.  I know, I know.  It's almost heresy to say this because Wills has been on almost every bar exam.  Now is the time to keep everyone on their toes though! 
2. Do not include obscure subjects like Commercial Paper or No Fault Insurance.  I know what I said about keeping people on their toes, but there's only so much craziness we bar takers need.  Not including Wills is enough, so there's no need to include minor topics like these.
3. Include most of the rest of the biggies, like Contracts, Torts, Criminal Law, and Property.  These are already on the MBE, so people should know them reasonable well.  A fair challenge if you will.
4. For the last essay, Domestic Relations or Corporations will work fine.  If you want to get really crazy, throw some Conflict of Laws or Partnership questions in. 

Thanks for your consideration,

A concerned bar taker